Friday, December 9, 2011

Jimmy Vega's Random Rants

Honestly... I don't want a girl with a talent. You bettah be some average ass hoe. Dead ass. I don't want you to sing, dance, act, model and girl if you RAP! Do not even talk to me cuz we will throw the hands at some point in our relationship. I want a regular ass girl who just studies and is poppin. All you gotta do is be cute, can read, and take a joke. THATS IT! Anything else you overqualified and are not suitable to be with me. I do not want to hear about your abusive childhood in song form, do not wanna see your struggle dance step routine, don't want to see you do no shakespeare and I swear I better not catch you rappin to yourself. Just remember... its not domestic abuse if your girl raps.


Disclaimer: Domestic abusive is never okay, even if your girl does in fact rap, it does not make it ok, it just makes her a dirty scoundrel. Thank you. 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOLLLLL HAHAHA The Tearssss.

Ashley said...

I don't get it are you trying to be funny?

Anonymous said...

@ashley yea...that last line was so @rellyonsmash -_-

Dezzi said...

LMAO @ overqualified!

Booty Pop said...

This guy has been taking @rellyonsmash pills for the last few months. The guy is like Rembrandt's idol. And remember, if you trying to act like "wal-mart fab" himself, then you are just as filthy as the intagram app on an android phone.

∆DEEN! said...

aacctttuuuaaallllyyy lol its all of "black twitter" that has SOMEWHAT influenced my jokes and my funny! But 98% of that is really all my thinking and way of speaking. That was an actual conversation I had with someone a month back, this girl I know put up a video of her singing and it made me not like her lol BUT the last part was most defnitely a Relly type statement lol